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CHUCK NORRIS
Lost	#1 Posted on May 25 2009 12:58:54
Member Posts: 74 Joined: 18.10.06	When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost Chuck Norris since 1940, the year chuck norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent Missiles shall fly Upon the black wings of destiny Brought forth by artillery Erasing mankind


Lost	#2 Posted on May 31 2009 10:34:12
Member Posts: 74 Joined: 18.10.06	How much wood would a woodcuck chuck if a woodcuck was Chuck Norris? Man i feel lame.. Missiles shall fly Upon the black wings of destiny Brought forth by artillery Erasing mankind


Caballero Bajo	#3 Posted on June 01 2009 13:47:09
Veteran member Posts: 162 Joined: 28.05.06	or just like technoviking: if Chuck Norris jumps in a pool he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. It has to start somewhere, it has to start sometime! What better place then here, what better time then now!

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